Friday, 7 January 2011

University VI

Alice is weeping on the floor

Ivy: What’s wrong?

Alice: It’s the raindrops on the window

Ivy: Honey, there aren’t any raindrops on the window

Alice (hysterical): Because somebody cleaned them off! I was watching them this morning, and I started naming them, and then after my lecture I rushed back so I could see them again, but...somebody murdered them.

Ivy: How about if I go kick some clumps of dirt at the window? Would that make you feel any better?

Alice: A little

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