Jack is fingering a wad of cash
Louisa: Bank robbery?
Jack: Dead relative
Louisa: Why not give a little to charity? There’s so many people in need at this time of year.
Jack: So when you get money, you just give it away?
Louisa: Some. About a third, usually.
Jack: Like hell you do
Louisa: My principles are important to me
Jack: I’ll give you fifty to renounce your principles right now
Louisa: Never
Jack: A hundred, then
Louisa: Nope
Jack: Two hundred?
Louisa: Okay. I renounce my principles.
Jack hands over the money. Louisa stands up to leave.
Jack: Where are you going?
Louisa: I need to take this down to the homeless shelter before their evening rush
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