Friday, 7 January 2011

University V

Ivy: That’s it. My educational career is over.

Eliza: Why?

Ivy: I got a 2:1 for this essay

Eliza: Wow, a 2:1? How did you manage it?

Ivy: 2:1s are bad

Eliza: Only if you choose to measure yourself against some impossible standard of perfection

Ivy: But it’s not impossible. I usually get Firsts.

Eliza: And did you do anything different this time?

Ivy: Not that I can think of

Eliza: So this time it was impossible, cos you tried your best. You’ve nothing to feel bad about. Now let’s go get high.

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