Friday, 7 January 2011

University I

Eliza: How was the seminar?

Alice: Gary never turned up, so we all just sat around chatting

Eliza: Oh, any gossip?

Alice: Only about you

Eliza: Me?

Alice: Yeah, they were all saying you slept with Tasha’s dad when he visited

Eliza: Lies

Alice: You sent me a picture of his...

Eliza: Yeah, but I didn’t sleep with him. There was no sleep.

Alice: Maybe you should go easy for a bit. At this rate you’ll have screwed every halfway decent guy on campus in the first six months.

Ivy: And it sounds like you’re getting a bad reputation

Eliza: I’ve always had a bad reputation. If I screw the wrong guys, I’m a freak. If I screw the right guys, I’m a whore. If I don’t screw anyone, I’m a tease. When will I get to be a person?

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