Louisa: Why weren't you in Biology?
Scott: I was
Louisa: No, you weren't. I'd have seen you.
Scott: You did see me. Even said hello.
Louisa: Oh c'mon, I'd have remembered that!
Scott: You'd think so...but apparently not
Louisa: Where was he, Jack?
Jack: No idea. I'm not his keeper, y'know.
Scott: You seriously don't remember?
Louisa: No!
Scott: We discussed Fiona Preston's bra...
Louisa: She wasn't in today!
Scott: I know, thats what we discussed. Her absence...and whether it was bra-related.
Jack: Why would it be bra-related?
Louisa: Well, everyone says she only has one bra...
Scott: ...so the days she has off must be her laundry days
Louisa: They aren't - there's no pattern.
Jack: Couldn't her laundry day just be at the weekend?
Louisa: Here's my stop. I know you're lying to me! You were not in Biology!
Jack: Where else could he have been? You know he's not a toilet hider.
Louisa: True, he wouldn't be caught dead near a toilet. Later, losers.
Exit Louisa
Jack: So where were you really?
Scott: Counselling
Jack: Oh! Still on Truthfulness?
Scott: Yep
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