Louisa: Oh wow, you got a laptop?
Jack: Nah, it’s my dad’s. I’m watching a movie on it.
Louisa: What movie?
Jack: I dunno, it’s just something he left in the tray. Started playing when I switched it on.
Louisa: Any good?
Jack: It’s alright. Bit gory.
Louisa: Budge up and let me watch too
Jack moves; Louisa stumbles awkwardly into the now-vacant seat
Louisa: Why’s that guy flying a helicopter upside down?
Jack: There’s some kind of magnet on the roof, pulling him down
Louisa: He’s gonna crash right into that baseball crowd
Jack: Nah, he’s turning on the turbo thrusters
Louisa: What are they?
Jack: I dunno, but the dentist mentioned them earlier
Louisa: The dentist?
Jack: He borrowed the helicopter from his dentist. They’re fighting this evil company who poisoned the President's dentures.
Louisa: So the President’s dead?
Jack: Nah, he hasn’t put them in his mouth yet...but he switches them over on the first day of every month...which is today...and the butler’s just started microwaving his morning curry
Louisa: The President has microwave curry for breakfast? What a stupid film.
Jack: Yeah, it is a bit crap
Both stare at the screen, transfixed
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