Thursday, 4 March 2010

Bus X

Scott: Lend us a tenner, will you?

Jack: Lent you twenty last week!

Scott: I know, but I’ve already spent it and I need more. Vital purchases.

Jack: Porn subscriptions aren’t vital purchases

Louisa: Ew, I dread to think what you get off on

Scott: Can’t help it if I have needs. C’mon, you know I always pay you back.

Jack: Make your own porn or something

Scott: I don’t know any fit girls

Louisa: Thanks

Scott: Well, would you do porn?

Louisa: Degrading myself for money? No, thanks.

Jack: Yeah, it’s a bit nasty. Would you, Scott?

Scott: I’m all for degradation, but porn’s so commercial these days. Men in suits demanding extra takes. It’s not for me.

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