Friday, 10 September 2010

Music Club XLI

Sylvia: I see you’re fat again

Violetta: I see you’re still ugly

Sylvia: Mum, she’s so mean to me!

Mrs Craven: Violetta, be nice

Violetta: Don’t call me by that stupid name

Mr Craven: Pass the salt, dear

Mrs Craven: You don’t need salt. It’s unhealthy.

Mr Craven: Pass the razor blades, dear

Mrs Craven: Fine, have your salt and die. See if I care.

Mr Craven: I won’t see. That’s the point.

Mrs Craven: We cook this lovely meal and then you ruin it with that stuff

Mr Craven: I cooked it. You made snide remarks from the pantry.

Violetta: So glad I came home for this

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Sad and funny at the same time... love the 'pass the razor blades'...