Sylvia: I see you’re fat again
Violetta: I see you’re still ugly
Sylvia: Mum, she’s so mean to me!
Mrs Craven: Violetta, be nice
Violetta: Don’t call me by that stupid name
Mr Craven: Pass the salt, dear
Mrs Craven: You don’t need salt. It’s unhealthy.
Mr Craven: Pass the razor blades, dear
Mrs Craven: Fine, have your salt and die. See if I care.
Mr Craven: I won’t see. That’s the point.
Mrs Craven: We cook this lovely meal and then you ruin it with that stuff
Mr Craven: I cooked it. You made snide remarks from the pantry.
Violetta: So glad I came home for this
Violetta: I see you’re still ugly
Sylvia: Mum, she’s so mean to me!
Mrs Craven: Violetta, be nice
Violetta: Don’t call me by that stupid name
Mr Craven: Pass the salt, dear
Mrs Craven: You don’t need salt. It’s unhealthy.
Mr Craven: Pass the razor blades, dear
Mrs Craven: Fine, have your salt and die. See if I care.
Mr Craven: I won’t see. That’s the point.
Mrs Craven: We cook this lovely meal and then you ruin it with that stuff
Mr Craven: I cooked it. You made snide remarks from the pantry.
Violetta: So glad I came home for this
1 comment:
Sad and funny at the same time... love the 'pass the razor blades'...
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