Sylvia: This movie sucks
Starchild: I don’t understand anything that guy’s saying. Are there subtitles?
Violetta: Not unless you can read Dutch
Starchild: One time I was watching this sci-fi film and the aliens were all speaking a weird language, and I’m thinking ‘Wow, this is so daring – forcing the viewer to infer what the aliens are saying. Like, properly realistic.’ Turned out I’d accidentally switched on the Turkish dub track.
Violetta: Fool
Starchild: That’s why you love me
Violetta: Nope, I just use you for sex
Starchild: Use me up, darling
Sylvia: Jeez guys, save it for bedtime
Starchild: I don’t understand anything that guy’s saying. Are there subtitles?
Violetta: Not unless you can read Dutch
Starchild: One time I was watching this sci-fi film and the aliens were all speaking a weird language, and I’m thinking ‘Wow, this is so daring – forcing the viewer to infer what the aliens are saying. Like, properly realistic.’ Turned out I’d accidentally switched on the Turkish dub track.
Violetta: Fool
Starchild: That’s why you love me
Violetta: Nope, I just use you for sex
Starchild: Use me up, darling
Sylvia: Jeez guys, save it for bedtime
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