Louisa: Why does this bus always smell of pineapple?
Jack: Driver’s lunch. Pineapple sandwiches.
Louisa: Nobody eats pineapple sandwiches
Scott: Dunno. I saw my aunt eat a watermelon sandwich once.
Jack: Same aunt who ate a shit sandwich?
Scott: Nope, that was a different one
Louisa: Your aunt ate a shit sandwich?
Scott: For a bet. Now she’s a millionaire.
Louisa: If she’s a millionaire, why're you riding the pineapple bus?
Scott: She owns the bus company.
Louisa: Oh yeah? Ask her why the bus smells of pineapple then.
Jack: His whole family smells of pineapple
Scott: Do I smell of pineapple, prick? No.
Jack: You do on this bus
Louisa: Seriously, Scott, why does the bus smell of pineapple?
Scott: The cleaning spray they use. It's pineapple flavoured.
Louisa: Mmm. Wish I had a car.
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