Louisa: I miss being a kid
Jack: I miss ice cream
Louisa: You had ice cream yesterday
Jack: Never tastes the same anymore.
Scott: Oh yeah, I know what you mean. I reckon they ran out of the real ice cream a few years back and now they're just putting any old crap in it.
Louisa: And they never put as many crisps in the bag anymore. One of these days I'm gonna open a bag and it'll literally just be one crisp.
Jack: I swear it used to be sunnier back then too. Now it just rains all the time.
Louisa: I remember one year Lorrie Blackman had a bouncy castle, so we spent all summer pretending we liked her
Jack: Whatever happened to Lorrie?
Louisa: Her dad went mental or something. Moved them all to Sheffield.
Jack: When you were a kid, you could just go out and play and not have to worry about any of this shit. What d'you miss most about being young, Scott?
Scott: I dunno, being able to pee wherever I wanted was pretty good. No queueing.
Jack: Sorry I asked
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