Louisa: Have you read the
new after-school clubs brochure?
Jack: No, I'm waiting for
the movie version
Louisa: I hate the way
they're trying to change the character of the whole school
Jack: No, you don't. You
love that you've got something new to complain about.
Louisa: We're used to normal
after-school activities like Shouting Club, Imagination Time and the
Soup Olympics. But now it's all weird stuff like rugby and chess.
Jack: Wait, there's no Soup
Olympics this year? What about the Minestrone Marathon?
Louisa: Cancelled.
Apparently people started asking too many questions about all those
scaldings. And Willy Martin's parents were very upset when he got
crushed by that giant crouton.
Jack: Spoilsports. Maybe we
should set up our own after-school club.
Louisa: I already tried
that. Don't you remember my Mass Debating Club?
Jack: Oh yeah. Whatever
happened with that?
Louisa: I had to close it
down in the end. A lot of people seemed to get the wrong idea.
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