Sunday, 23 March 2014

Bus CXXVIII

Louisa: Exciting news. My psychic said you're definitely gonna win that award for the grisliest death

Jack: Oh joy

Louisa: And that's not even the best part. She also said I'm gonna be there to take a photo. No one's ever got a picture of the winning death before. You meeting your maker could be the making of me.

Jack: If I meet my maker, I'm gonna be having some words with him about you

Louisa: What makes you think it's a guy?

Jack: What makes you think it's a good idea for the sisterhood to take credit for all the wars and poverty and crappy game shows?

Louisa: Because there are also all these great things like flowers and rainbows?

Jack: If God really cared about people, he'd stop messing about with the colours and start making those rainbows bullet-proof

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