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Louisa: Sorry about Lizzie

Jack: Huh?

Louisa: Oh. Nothing.

Jack: What is it?

Louisa: Well, I thought you must've heard. She's got a new boyfriend.

Jack: Oh, okay. I guess that's her business.

Louisa: Wow, I'm glad you're taking it so well

Jack: How did you expect me to take it?

Louisa: Major tantrum. Like your sister when they run out of strawberry ice cream.

Jack: Lizzie uses strawberry shampoo

Louisa: She really doesn't

Jack: Well, she would if her hair didn't naturally taste of strawberries

Louisa: You've tasted her hair?

Jack: Well, I tasted somebody's hair. So who's the lucky guy then? God, it's not Scott, is it? No wonder he hasn't been around much lately.

Louisa: No, Scott's still as lonely and unfulfilled as the rest of us. It's Ronnie Phelps.

Jack: What the fuck? I wish it was Scott. At least he can tie his own shoes.

Louisa: To be fair, Ronnie wears loafers now