Saturday, 2 November 2013

Bus CVIII

Jack: God, you're completely soaked

Louisa: Wow, really? I hadn't noticed.

Jack: Where's your coat?

Louisa: I hate coats

Jack: Yeah, all that warmth and dryness could piss anybody off

Louisa: For what it's worth, you piss me off even more

Scott: Guys, I think it's starting to rain

Louisa: Coats make me feel all fat and puffy. And then when it stops raining, I'm stuck dragging a wet, useless lump around with me all day.

Jack: And yet you have no problem hanging around with Scott. What about an umbrella then?

Louisa: They make my arms ache. All that holding.

Jack: So you just walk around getting soaked all the time like a moron?

Louisa: Pretty much

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