Bull: You ever been in love?
Dom: Got your eye on a special girl, eh?
Bull: Something like that
Dom: I haven’t been in love, no. A few crushes, but nothing solid.
Bull: Say you’re an alien, and you come to Earth, and you fall in love with a woman - but you don’t think the woman will ever be able to love you back
Dom: Cos you’re an alien?
Bull: Right. And on top of that, there’s a special alien law that means you’ll be crucified or something if you ask the woman out and she rejects you.
Dom: So you have to be sure she digs aliens before you ask her?
Bull: Yeah. I mean, you’ll still get tortured just for dating her, cos human-alien relationships are so frowned upon...but at least then you’d get to be with her.
Dom: I’d probably just leave it
Bull: You can’t live without her
Dom: If I was that obsessed but couldn’t tell her, I’d find ways to show her. By doing nice things and stuff.
Bull: Okay, fast-forward a few months. You’ve been super-nice, doing huge favours, but she still just thinks you’re friends.
Dom: Is she kinda dumb then?
Bull: No, but there’s such a big cultural gap between humans and aliens that it’s never even occurred to her that her alien friend might love her
Dom: Then I guess I’d have to tell her upfront. So who’s the lucky girl?
Bull: Nobody you know
Dom: Got your eye on a special girl, eh?
Bull: Something like that
Dom: I haven’t been in love, no. A few crushes, but nothing solid.
Bull: Say you’re an alien, and you come to Earth, and you fall in love with a woman - but you don’t think the woman will ever be able to love you back
Dom: Cos you’re an alien?
Bull: Right. And on top of that, there’s a special alien law that means you’ll be crucified or something if you ask the woman out and she rejects you.
Dom: So you have to be sure she digs aliens before you ask her?
Bull: Yeah. I mean, you’ll still get tortured just for dating her, cos human-alien relationships are so frowned upon...but at least then you’d get to be with her.
Dom: I’d probably just leave it
Bull: You can’t live without her
Dom: If I was that obsessed but couldn’t tell her, I’d find ways to show her. By doing nice things and stuff.
Bull: Okay, fast-forward a few months. You’ve been super-nice, doing huge favours, but she still just thinks you’re friends.
Dom: Is she kinda dumb then?
Bull: No, but there’s such a big cultural gap between humans and aliens that it’s never even occurred to her that her alien friend might love her
Dom: Then I guess I’d have to tell her upfront. So who’s the lucky girl?
Bull: Nobody you know
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