Dog & Baby

Dog: I dislike you

Baby: And I, in turn, dislike you

Dog: So, we dislike each other

Baby: There’s a mutual hostility between us

Dog: Perhaps ‘hostility’ is a little strong

Baby: Yes, it’s more that I don’t actively like you

Dog: You do pull that cute face sometimes

Baby: And you bring me presents

Dog: You’re quite nice really

Baby: I love you