Sunday, 20 October 2013

Bus CIII

Louisa: Did you hear about Mr Finch?

Jack: What about him?

Louisa: He got arrested!

Jack: How come?

Louisa: You know how he uses his periscope to catch skivers? It turns out he stole it from the Submarine Museum on last year's trip, and when we went back there last week the staff recognised it.

Jack: Wow, returning to the scene of the crime. Rookie mistake. Why did he bring his periscope anyway?

Louisa: Well, he knew there was going to be a real-life submarine captain there, and he wanted to get it signed

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