Louisa: So what d’you think?
Jack: Huh?
Louisa: The Gazette? You’ve been reading it for ten minutes!
Jack: Oh, I’m trying to do the crossword in my head. It’s tricky, cos I keep forgetting which lines I’ve already solved.
Louisa: Haven’t you read my articles? I’ve been waiting for your response.
Jack: Oh, did you write the one about nappies?
Louisa: That was an advert
Jack: How about the mouthwash one?
Louisa: Also an advert
Jack: Oh, I did think the headline was a bit harsh: ‘Only a total loser would let their teeth decay’
Louisa: Yep, the School Gazette is brought to you by...corporate brainwashing
Jack: Well, I guess they couldn’t pay the bills otherwise. Besides, only a total loser would let themselves be influenced by it.
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