Wednesday, 1 December 2010

Bus LXXVI

Jack: Did you hear the Council’s sacked the Safety Man?

Louisa: Who?

Jack: That guy who’d come round all the schools every year and talk about road safety

Louisa: Him? But he was really good. I literally never cross the road without looking both ways now.

Jack: Well, exactly. Scott’s the only student who’s been knocked down in the past five years, so they don’t see the need anymore.

Louisa: Doesn’t seem fair somehow, does it

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