Justin: You’re angry at the newspaper?
Harry: There was a cockroach. Crushed it with my fist.
Starchild (nervously): There are cockroaches down here?
Justin: No, just one. It was on the Lonely Hearts page.
Harry: Why does Flinchy have to leave his junk lying around anyway?
Dom: Couldn’t you have taken the cockroach outside or something? It wasn’t doing us any harm.
Justin: How come you’re here so early this week, Dom?
Dom: Flinchy’s getting his car repaired, so my mum gave me a lift. If you see any more cockroaches, take them outside. They’re misunderstood.
Bull: Do you have sex with cockroaches or something?
Dom: They’re just my favourite animal. I don’t like seeing them get hurt.
Harry: I’m that way with rats. I used to go down in the sewers and catch them as pets.
Bull: I don’t even know where to begin making fun of that. Does nobody here have a normal favourite animal? Like wolves, or sharks?
Justin: I like cats
Bull: Little bit sissy, but okay
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