Saturday, 24 July 2010

Music Club IX

Justin: I’ve got this friend from Green Oaks. Would it be okay if he hung with us?

Bull: Sure. What’s his name?

Justin: Does it matter?

Bull: I like to judge people by their names

Justin: Well, he calls himself...Starchild

Bull: Starchild? What the hell kinda name is that?

Justin: Be nice. He’s really down about his girlfriend. She’s gone away to this camp.

Bull: Orgy camp?

Justin: No. They’re helping her with her eating problems.

Bull: Fatty camp?

Justin: Stop it. Violetta’s a good person. She just has a few...issues.

Bull: Violetta and Starchild? They sound like a burlesque cabaret.

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