Bus XXXV

Louisa: Y’know, all the major events of my life have happened along this bus route

Jack: How come?

Louisa: Well, obviously I was born in the hospital...

Jack: Is the hospital on this bus route?

Louisa: Yeah

Jack: Okay

Louisa: ...and obviously I went to all the schools...

Jack: Is your Primary on this bus route?

Louisa: Yes!

Jack: Just asking

Louisa: So yeah, a lot of stuff

Jack: What, that’s it? Schools and a hospital? They’re your major events?

Louisa: Well no, my bank’s on this route too. And the office where my mum works. And the lamp-post where I put flowers for Mia every anniversary.

Jack: That’s nothing. Scott’s been knocked down three times on this bus route. He was conceived on this bus route!

Louisa: Well, maybe more stuff will happen to me along here soon

Jack: True. You could be buried in the graveyard, for example.

Louisa: Aren’t they closing that graveyard?

Jack: Yep...but not ‘til July